1. Create a blog post explaining how to get blog traffic. That way, when other bloggers want to get traffic on their own blogs, then they will come to your blog and like the post so much that they will keep coming back. Voila, free traffic.
2. Mention the word "beeg" in your posts. It's a proven fact that this will massively increase blog traffic, at least for Koreans.
3. Actually consider making useful posts. If you do this, you're more likely to gain loyal visitors that will keep coming back.
I think I will stick with steps 1 and 2 for the time being.